Welcome to my weekly blog series: Tuesday Walk of Shame. Here I hang my head low as I admit to having watched the previous night’s episode of The Bachelor (or its various spin-offs) and provide my own personal commentary. I’ll tell you what I loved. I’ll tell you what I hated. And most importantly, I’ll tell you what I would have done differently.
Vote Kris for The Bachelorette… because socially anxious, kinda bitchy, hopelessly unromantic nerds deserve love too.
I was at the grocery store yesterday and I saw this magazine cover at the checkout…
**GASP** **Oh No!** **The Horror!**
Yup. The gossip has started. The rumours are flying. And according to Life & Style magazine it’s happened: Bachelor Chris & his forever-love Whitney have split up. How shocking. *insert sarcasm here* It should be no surprise because very few Bachelor couples stay together, but I found I (for the first time ever) really wanted this one to work out. Who am I?
Anyway, because I apparently care about Chris & Whit’s (but actually just Whitney because I kind of hate Chris) happiness I did some research on their relationship status. Here’s what I found:
– Good Morning America
thinks they are a happy couple. (LINK
– The Inquisitr
tells a story of how Whitney & Chris are sending messages that they are hurt over the break-up rumours. (LINK
thinks Dancing with the Stars will be the end of their relationship. (LINK
– Celeb Dirty Laundry
says that Chris is cheating on Whitney… who is apparently pregnant… with his Dancing with the Stars partner (also named Whitney). (LINK
If they are, in fact, broken up the newest Bachelor romance lasted 4 months (from what I can find the finale was filmed Nov 22, 2014). Aka not very long.
If you need that put into prospective that is the same length as these stellar marriages:
– Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock
– Lisa Marie Presley & Nic Cage
– Renee Zellweger & Kenny Chesney
I realize they aren’t married, but still…
Once Chris is kicked off Dancing with the Stars they’ll be able to be a bit more public about any endings. I guess only time will tell if the gossip is true. See you next week Bachelor Nation.
Love & Luck,
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